Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Of course I have a pirate flag
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I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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