dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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