there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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