similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
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