Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
operation have a gay friend backfired
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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