it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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