idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
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It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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