I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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