wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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