I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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