There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
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no one should ever give us hovercrafts
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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