apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Can you bring me the toilet please
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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