I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
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I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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