Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
how drunk are you?
Several
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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