Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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