They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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