I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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