He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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