I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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