i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
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I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
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you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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