Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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