that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
You are the jesus of drinking
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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