I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
that's an acceptable place to lick
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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