Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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