Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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