I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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