bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
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