sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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