ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I have poison ivy on my dick
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy