But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
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I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.