I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
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Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
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Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password