so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
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He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.