Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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