we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
You ruined the universe
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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