I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Houston, we have a blender
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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