I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
babies were throwing up all over the place
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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