All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Found the puke drawer
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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