Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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