it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I'm really busy with my period
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