hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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