pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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