I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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