My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
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For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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