I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
