You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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