I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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