I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
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i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
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He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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