You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
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id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
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I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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