ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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