it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
you mean i was at the winter classic?
vagina is talking i cant
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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