Me too!
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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