Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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