did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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