You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
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after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
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But break dance skills will only take you so far
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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