South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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