I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
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stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
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He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
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It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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