just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
