Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
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I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
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Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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