In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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